If you could have sex with Megan Fox but you had to nail your Nana first, would you do it?

No. She looks like a porn star, Megan, not my nana, and I'd tarnish my 33 year streak of being genital herpe-free.If you could have sex with Megan Fox but you had to nail your Nana first, would you do it?
I'd dig her up and take her out for dinner and a movie before I kicked her back doors in, after all she was family, I cant think of many things I wouldn't do for a for a chance to push that Megan's guts in.If you could have sex with Megan Fox but you had to nail your Nana first, would you do it?
Absolutely..i would do horrible unspeakable acts to get a crack at Megan Fox. Things that are probably illegal in some states
Megan allllllllllll by herself.
that's not nice
hahahahahah ewwww no way


Neither sound appealing to me anyway cuz i'm straight
DANIEL!!! You naughty boy!
No.


(no homo)
Nope. Megan Fox is not worth it.
Nail her to a cross?
Yeah
I should think not, no.
NO!

















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you freak
no
my nana as in my grandma??


hell no dude wtf!?!

revlon